Here I was sitting,
On the computer piddly pitting,
With intentions to make something divine,
I rallied myself to do some web design,
Click and clack the mouse went back,
Watch the databases and scripts stack,
Things were going well, as far as I could tell,
Little did I know I was headed for a self-imposed hell,
An moment of delusional haze,
A second of wandering gaze,
What happened in that instant I do not know,
But the next question was: Where the hell did everything go?
Fucking hell, shit the bed, what in god’s name did I do?!!
Lyrics of a verbal tirade were hurtled like poo,
In a moment of mental itch,
I accidentally deleted the son of a bitch,
“Rantsâ€, my beloved blog,
Was kicked to the floor like a dog,
An explosion ripped through the internal scripture,
Leaving only skeleton and skin to the picture,
Luckily the angels of FTP sang on high for me,
For my 500+ individual files were still here, though a bit messy,
So now I sit intent to correct, breathing in a slim hope,
And crossing my fingers so as not to again be such a dope,
Though time will be consumed in amounts that are far from small,
And though the work-to-come is quite tall,
With a little luck and some devoted drive,
This blog will reincarnate, new and improved, and alive.…soon.
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What is the lesson here?
Practice safe sex.
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I fucked up. BIG time. Now I pay with labor.
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